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In Spain, if you tell someone to “Suck the butter from my ass.” You’re being as offensive as possible. “I shit on your dead,” “I shit on God,” and “I shit in/on your whore mother,” are all up there too. Actually, pretty much anything to do with shit is an insult, and of course politically incorrect.

If your intention is to insult an Arab, be sure to say, “A thousand dicks in your religion,” while you duck then run. Equally rude are the words, “May you be struck by a dick” (Air il’e yoshmotak)
“My dick in your conscience” (Airy fe dameerak)
“My dick in your mother’s rib cage” (Eyreh be afass seder emmak)
“Surmayye a’raasac” (A shoe is on your head). <– bad, bad. The foot is considered filthy, so to put a shoe on someone's head… wow… rude.

The Irish have no shortage of PC insults, either.
"He's as thick as a bull's walt"
"Go n-ithe an cat thu, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat" (May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat).
"Gobshite" (shithead)
"Piss artist" (alcoholic)
"As Thick As Manure And Only Half As Useful."

The Bulgarian's curses read like Tourette's syndrome Mad Libs.
"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck" (Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba)
"Your mother sucks bears in the forest" (Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata)
"Fuck this tilted field" (Da eba taz kreeva neeva)
"You're as ugly as a salad" (Grozna si kato salata)
Some of them are so elaborate, it's not entirely clear which part to be offended by.
For instance, when someone tells you "Nosa ti e kato ruska putka" (Your nose is like a Russian pussy), should you be enraged at the comparison to a Russian or a vagina? And it's no different when being called "Pederas grozen gyrbaw prokazhen" (an unsightly hunchbacked leper queer).

From the Mandarin there's the dreaded: "Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors" (Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai)
"Wear a green hat."
"Your mother is a big turtle"

In Iceland politically incorrect remarks include: "Grandfatherfucker" (Afatottari)
"Plunger" (Drullusukkor). That is, the plumbing tool, roughly equivalent to "fucktard."
"Girl who drives a truck" (Trukkalessa). A butch lesbian–that one sort of works in America too, no?
When they eventually run out of random items to call one another, they will revert to grittier tactics. A grand majority of them revolve around who or what their antagonist is prone to fucking.
"Corpsefucker" (naridill)
"Sheepfucker" (rollurioari)
"Unclefucker" (frandseroir)

Angry Armenians will " …make sarma with your penis' skin" (Glirit mortin hed sarma shinem)
"Eshoon noor oodel chi vayeler" It's not pretty watching a jackass try to eat a pomegranate (read: clumsy).
"Krisnera zhazh tan vred" Let the rats ejaculate on you.
"Kak oudelic shoon" Shit eating dog.
"Eshu Koorak" Son of Donkey.

Serbian:
"May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter" (Da bog da trazio detzoo Gaygerovim broyachem)
"The Pope fucks you" (Jebo te Papa)
"May your house be live on CNN" (Da bog da ti kuca bila na CNN-U)–this essentially means I hope NATO will bomb your house.
"Da bi te majka prepoznala u bureku" (Let your mother recognize you in a meat pie)
"Da Bog da ti zena rodila stonogu pa ceo zivot radio za cipele" (May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life)

Romanians have a dandy : "Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit" (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat)
"Shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva" (Shampona-mi-ai flocii cu saliva)
"Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon!" (Spala-te pe dinti ca vin cu pula in inspectie)

there are lots more, at cracked.com

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